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Yes, (evil laughter), another Mommy Blog (more evil laughter)!!! Life is a story, mine at the moment just happens to occur mostly at home, which means no sword fights or dragons, but plenty of peril, misadventure, and food. Like all good stories we will skip the boring parts (like laundry). So gird up your loins and let us commence with some real domestic adventures; don't forget your sense of humor.

Tuesday, July 16, 2019

How to cook rice noodles so that they are actually edible

In my attempt to find a semi-normal diet whilst avoiding wheat, I've stumbled upon an affordable replacement for wheat noodles: noodles made from brown rice.  Someone gave me some corn noodles, which were good, but I can't locate an affordable source, so rice it is.  If you've ever over-cooked rice, you may have an inkling of what I'm about to say.  The first time or two, they turned out perfectly and I was in love.  The next time or three, they morphed into an inedible gelatinous glob and ruined several attempts at a decent meal.  I was about to give up on them entirely but I had three pounds of brown rice spaghetti in my cupboard that would need to be used up and I didn't have another alternative, so I sought the secret of actually successfully cooking the horrid things.  I'd done it before by accident, I should be able to do it again.  And I did finally succeed, here's what I learned:

Lots of water!  When the package of wheat noodles says cook in 6 quarts of water, I laugh and use far less without any problem, but the rice noodles definitely need it.  Even if I'm only making one serving, I still use my six quart pot to cook them.

Stir frequently.

Read the package directions, but watch the noodles closely rather than just the clock.  The package said 9-10 minutes, mine took about 12.  Too little cooking and they are unchewable sticks.  Too much and you get glue.  If in doubt, taste one and see.  They should be limp but not mushy.  If there's any chance of leftovers, under cook them a tad.

Rinse under cold water immediately and then throw into your waiting sauce and stir well.  Annoying perhaps, but otherwise they develop an unbreakable attachment to one another.

You can eat the silly things, but they are far more finicky than their wheaty cousins.

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