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Yes, (evil laughter), another Mommy Blog (more evil laughter)!!! Life is a story, mine at the moment just happens to occur mostly at home, which means no sword fights or dragons, but plenty of peril, misadventure, and food. Like all good stories we will skip the boring parts (like laundry). So gird up your loins and let us commence with some real domestic adventures; don't forget your sense of humor.

Friday, September 23, 2022

All that glitters ain't gold! A gluten free cracker and Oreo cookie recipe

 I know better, I really do, but the pictures looked so nice, and the author assured me it works with gluten free flour as well as with wheat.  The result was a liquidy, sticky mess with no form or function with a texture of 10/10 on the crumbly scale: it was supposed to be a gluten free Oreo but is only fit for cookie crumbs.  I knew there was too much sugar and butter proportionally to too little flour, but she said it worked, ugh!  But I did just find a great recipe for gluten free crackers, sort of ritz like, that I also decided to modify into an Oreo recipe as well, and it worked!  So if you are going to bake gluten free, use a recipe developed specifically for gluten free flours, and when in doubt, eat Oreos!

Basic Gluten Free Crackers:

1/2 cup oat flour

1/4 cup corn flour (not corn starch, could use millet or brown rice)

1/4 cup corn meal (adds crunch but could use millet or brown rice)

2 T sugar

1/2 tsp salt

1/4 tsp xanthin gum

Whisk together then cut in 2 T of cold butter (plant butter is fine) until fine and crumbly.  Stir in just enough ice cold water to form a stiff, but not sticky dough (it should stick together but be a bit crumbly but not stick to your fingers or rolling pin), a couple tablespoons is plenty.  Add extra water or flour as needed to get the necessary consistency.  Roll out on a greased cookie sheet or silicone baking mat until 1/4 inch thick and cut into 1-2" squares or rectangles.  Poke each with a fork and separate by and inch or so.  Brush with melted butter and sprinkle with salt or your choice of seasoning (herbs or bouillon).  Bake in a 350 degree oven until slightly browned and crispy.  Cool on the baking sheet and then on a wire rack.

Oreo adaptation:

Use 2 T cocoa powder and 2 T brown rice flour in place of corn meal, increase sugar to 1/4 cup, reduce salt to 1/4 tsp, and add 1/2 tsp vanilla with the water.  Brush with melted butter and sprinkle with sugar (skip sugar if frosting).  Fill with your favorite frosting or enjoy plain.

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