Dear Gentle Rodents,
I must tell you of this dear little place I found, nestled back in a shady corner of a lovely garden setting. The rooms are spacious, fresh bedding is provided frequently and turned at prime intervals. The room service is outstanding, with an assortment of goodies provided just when it is wanted. The place is frequented by only the fattest and sleekest of our kind and they rave that it is 'the' place to raise children. Predators are completely absent and even the worst of the weather is kept at bay thanks to the ingenuity of our hosts. The silly creatures insist on calling the place a 'compost heap,' or even a 'dump,' but I assure you it is anything but. So when next you are in the market for new lodgings, be sure to check out this little gem!
Sincerely,
Madam Vole
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