Creative Parental Bragging

Admit it, you get really annoyed by people who can't shut up about their 'amazing' kids, whether on social media or in person, and then strangely enough, you turn around and do the exact same thing, but its okay, your kid really is that amazing.  If you are going to brag about your kid, my suggestion is that you only mention things that are truly amazing, such as my two year old's ability to do advanced math, namely calculus.  Strangely, no one is amazed that your kid can walk, has teeth, or can use the potty, but I bet very few toddlers have mastered calculus!  All I have to do is ask him what the derivative of 2x is and he says, 'two.'  Which is exactly correct (and about the extent of what I remember from calculus).  But did I mention 'two' is the only number he knows?  Minor details…